Dear Mr. Charlie Sheen,
Thank you for flipping out. You have finally achieved what you seemed to to be determined to do and got yourself fired. Bravo! No, I am not being facetious in the least. I applaud you, Sir, for getting out.

You see, I love How I Met Your Mother. No, I mean, I friggin' LOVE that show. It's funny as ?@#%. The cast, the dialog, the way they play off each other; it's (dare I say it) reminiscent of FRIENDS. There. I said it. And that's the highest honor I can give a series in my opinion.
Here's the problem. There's HIMYM, a true gem of a comedy half hour, and there's Mike and Molly, a wonderful show that I am coming to really appreciate. Then there's your show. Nestled in between two fresh, buxom, brilliant beauties like a shriveled, dull, gray, wart-faced troll just waiting for it's chance to unleash the foul breath of stagnant refuse that is Two and a Half Men, on the world. No longer will I be forced to sit in mind and butt-numbing boredom as CBS trots out that lame ass, tired, pointless played out show.
Thank you for flipping out. You have finally achieved what you seemed to to be determined to do and got yourself fired. Bravo! No, I am not being facetious in the least. I applaud you, Sir, for getting out.

You see, I love How I Met Your Mother. No, I mean, I friggin' LOVE that show. It's funny as ?@#%. The cast, the dialog, the way they play off each other; it's (dare I say it) reminiscent of FRIENDS. There. I said it. And that's the highest honor I can give a series in my opinion.
Here's the problem. There's HIMYM, a true gem of a comedy half hour, and there's Mike and Molly, a wonderful show that I am coming to really appreciate. Then there's your show. Nestled in between two fresh, buxom, brilliant beauties like a shriveled, dull, gray, wart-faced troll just waiting for it's chance to unleash the foul breath of stagnant refuse that is Two and a Half Men, on the world. No longer will I be forced to sit in mind and butt-numbing boredom as CBS trots out that lame ass, tired, pointless played out show.