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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Because Going To College Means Never Leaving Your Home

Where have I been, you ask?

No where.  I am a shut-in, a prisoner in my own home. 

I'm supposed to be doing homework



I am being held here against my will by college.  School, school, and more school.  It's summer, you say.  Time to go outside and play.  No!  Summer School.  That's right.  The worst of all school.

I have 10 credits to complete to graduate.  I thought to myself, "I'll do summer classes; graduate in August."  Arrgh!  Why?  What is WRONG with me?

My classes are kicking my booty.  Summer school is NOT easy, damnit.  Tell me professors, why do you need an assignment everyday?  It's like you're trying to squeeze 16 weeks of a normal class into 4 weeks!  You are?  Nooooo....! (dramatic yell)

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